So I made one up about a girl with some problems. Been dobbing on me to mummy, have you? #luciusmalfoy Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 333 . harry potter and the freakish fans of linlithgow 19 3407 . Reg, he said distastefully. The feels. Draco could feel the manor's magic twist as the wards let something through. Draco smiled and nodded. James Potter didn't know who he was angry at more, but he did know he had some yelling to do. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! A prank gone wrong between long time rivals, James Potter and Sirius Black, resulted in a severe injury to the heir of the Black family. It said that they had similar minds, different goals, that Draco was more mature, which he didn't think he was. Dobby nodded and flashed over to where Lord Voldemort was. "I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED.". Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. Ron asked Hermione pointedly. "I'm going back now. I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. Harry's on the shit list already, what's Voldemort going to do, kill him? The voice boomed, making Draco choke. Lily cried, thrusting the letter to James who was grinning excitedly at Sirius. ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} Follow her nefarious plots, and Harry's desperate attempts at avoiding being manipulated by someone in the shadows. He stared at the colors he never believed to ever wear because he was supposed to be in green and silver like everyone else in his family. "Find him, and make it quick, or I shall practice my technique on you.". And that was how Harry Potter got two howlers from his parents the next morning. ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} Regulus, what kind of trouble? Sirius repeated, his rapidly-growing panic causing his voice to raise. He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. "Greggory! I just read a bunch of creepypasta stories, and I myself is a bit insane. Fair warning it's not exactly a serious read, go into with an open mind and prepared for ridiculous nonsense. The Death Eaters eyed The Dark Lord warily, horror and badly concealed amusement on their faces as they waited to see just how furious he would be. It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. It was always best not to attract the attention of anyone in the room, even those that his father once considered friends. His father wanted to know whether the tales of the mirror were true and whether Draco could locate the object. After Molly Weasley sends Hermione an embarrassing Howler for breaking up with Ron, Severus and a few dozen Hogwarts students retaliate in the form of dozens of angry Howlers. He threw a panicked glance at the Dark Lord, but he didn't seem to have caught Draco's thoughts. "Who else do we know would be insane enough to suggest stealing Dad's car in the first place?". Peter never had time to sell the Potters out to Voldemort before he was shipped to Azkaban. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. That's when Draco remembered them. 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"Lily, at least Dumbledore did not expel him." ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} An epistolary collection of letters, howlers, bets, invitations, and other assorted bits of paper between Minister for Magic Hermione Granger-Malfoy, her fabulously wealthy house husband and their rambunctious brood of kids as they navigate their Hogwarts years. Remus placed a comforting hand on Lily's shoulder, trying to diffuse the tension that was building up rapidly. Harry looked down and saw that one was from his mom, and one was from Prongs and Padfoot. Ron and Hermione looked shook, "Mate you don't mean." began Ron. That gave Harry the idea to probably do the stupidest thing ever. I liked it enough to Favorite it. "Over holiday break, they had Kreacher search your room. Sirius froze, feeling all of the colour drain from his face. This is for A Random Howler from Animorphs' mini Make-a-Sue contest. they exclaimed in unison. ", No. For once, Regulus wasnt wearing the displeased sneer that he normally adopted any time he was forced to speak to Sirius. Harry was in a splendid mood that day and had a lovely dream of torturing Umbridge with a lot of different spells. Lord Voldemort was getting on Harry Potter's fifteen year old nerves. It is unclear how much Voldemort and the Death Eaters knew about the Dursleys themselves. If he was lucky, it would be the Dark Lord. He had dodged the howler bullet, at least temporarily. My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line. Which resulted in Harry being nearly killed, and found passed out in some deep catacomb somewhere in the castle. But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. Read Howlers from the story | Harry Potter x Male Reader by _dabisboyfriend_ () with 549 reads. Please consider turning it on! Instead he looked pale and frightened, and he glanced around anxiously before speaking again in a hushed voice. Draco turned to his left and saw that Harry had gotten out of his bed and was stretching a bit, a huge smile plastered on his face. #dracomalfoy For the first time, The Dark Lord looked shocked, allowing the owl to leave the manor in the same ward-twisting manner without so much as glancing at it. . Ron spoke of how when his mom got angry and stressed, she just sent a howler. Victory, Lord Voldemort thinks, takes many forms. It was at that moment that the howler practically exploded, the red envelope flying open as the wall sconces and chandeliersrattle with the voice. #hermione DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! ~ ~ ~ It would have been right for her to treat him like a second son, but as audiences see, that isn't something that comes easy. Man. Sirius' own brother had stopped talking to him, but Sirius had stopped talking to him as well. But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. thanks. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 2 | Words: 16,317 | Reviews: 594 | Favs: 2,034 | Follows: 2,490 | Updated: 6/15/2008 | Published: 3/10/2008 | id: 4123423 | Language: English | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. By Mischievous Purple One. She's a woman with an unnatural attraction to the boy who lived. "Helena, you're so lucky you're the youngest, you get away with everything!" Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy both had always been deeply interested and intrigued by the Mirror of Erised. 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A one-shot of Harry in his second year where Lily and James are still alive. linkffn(You Can Have It All Revised by opopanax) also has Harry writing to him. "Oh stop fretting Lily!" I confess myself disappointed.. James Potter was telling his best friend, Sirius Black. 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